What and how to do marketing... interesting!!!
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! '
- That's Direct Marketing'
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up
to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.'
-That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me
- That's Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:'
By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?'
- That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
'You are very rich! 'Can you marry Me?'
- That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- ' That's Customer Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
And she introduces you to her husband.
- 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person
come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him
- 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!'
your wife arrives.
- ' That's restriction for entering new markets '
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! '
- That's Direct Marketing'
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up
to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.'
-That's Advertising'
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me
- That's Telemarketing'
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to
her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her ride and then say:'
By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?'
- That's Public Relations'
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
'You are very rich! 'Can you marry Me?'
- That's Brand Recognition'
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
- ' That's Customer Feedback '
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!'
And she introduces you to her husband.
- 'That's demand and supply gap'
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person
come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him
- 'That's competition eating into your market share'
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!'
your wife arrives.
- ' That's restriction for entering new markets '
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